that was the biggest fucking overreaction im laughing so hard
can you imagine if I order a pizza from pizza hut, dominos, and papa johns and told them to be at my house by a certain time and they all came at the same time do you know how awkward that would be
#gentlemen #I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
#the only thing that would make it worse is if you opened the door while eating digiorno
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wearesorryfortheinconvenience:
today i said to my friend “i haven’t had a go-gurt in a really long time” AND HE LOOKED REALLY LOST?? AND I EXPLAINED TO HIM WHAT A GO-GURT WAS AND HE SAID “OH IN CANADA WE CALL THOSE TUBES”
TUBE S
BUT ITS YOGURT ON THE GO
CANADA IM SO S ICK OF UR SHIT
in the UK we call ‘em frubes
and we put doctor who characters on the box
THAT’S WHAT GO-GURT IS?!? HOLY CRAP I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!
wtf America
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